Last week Maya was sitting with Addy(his name of the moment, technically his real first name is Addison) and she leaned over to smell his hair. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, he smells like mulch." I'm still not sure why.
Today I was using packing tape to mail something and the dispenser was giving me fits. I said, "This is some really crappy packing tape". Maya heard me and asked if I said, "I really love this piece of cake."